The Former Traveling Spotlight

The tales of a "30" something gay former stand-up comic living in NYC who is searching for his soul mate or soul...which ever comes first.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Words!

Ok...so Reichen Lehmkuhl wants us to start calling an outing of a celebrity in the media a "Lancing". Neil Patrick Harris was "lanced"? What is he? A fucking boil on the television screen (ok...so maybe lancing is an appropriate term). Obviously Reichen wants to capitalize on his boyfriend's publicly coming out and hopefully sell a book (which by the way has no beefcake pictures in it... so why bother buying it?) What other situations can I create words for?

How about if you have sex with a virgin, it's called getting "pierced".

If you vehemently deny having gay sex but rumors continue to fly, you are getting "cruised".

If you cut someone while having sex, it will be called getting "nicked".

And lastly and most importantly, if you don't donate money to sponsor me or the Tuna Kids in the Race to deliver, you just may get an embarrassing picture of yourself posted online with a tagline of "looking for watersports!"

I think I'll call this getting "robbed".

Patrick - 9:55 AM -

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