The Former Traveling Spotlight

The tales of a "30" something gay former stand-up comic living in NYC who is searching for his soul mate or soul...which ever comes first.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Lost

Lost:
Two nipples. Unpierced, highly sensitive to the touch, and always perky...especially when cold.

Last seen traveling with me in the bitter cold on my way to work this morning. Aparently, they froze off my body.

A reward is being offered.

Patrick - 2:45 PM -

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