The Former Traveling Spotlight

The tales of a "30" something gay former stand-up comic living in NYC who is searching for his soul mate or soul...which ever comes first.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Numbers

I've come to realize that since I'm not really the dating sort of person, I've decided I need to embrace some of the stereotypical traits of my fellow gay brethren. It's a way of shaking off the societal norms that are forced on me. But I'm not sure which stereotypes to embrace.

One look at my furnitureless, cramped, and cluttered apartment would tell you that my hopes of embracing the interior decorator stereotype is completely beyond my abilities.

I wouldn't trust myself with a pair of scissors, so forget being a hair stylist.

According to a former trick who commented on my physical traits, I'm not qualified to be a porn star.

I'm not Catholic, nor do I like little boys...so the priest hood is out.

I think that leaves me with promiscuity as my only option.

My question...exactly how many partners is "many"?

Patrick - 12:09 PM -

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