The Former Traveling Spotlight

The tales of a "30" something gay former stand-up comic living in NYC who is searching for his soul mate or soul...which ever comes first.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Left Behind

A phone message I left this morning.

Hey. It's Patrick.
I was wondering. Did your boyfriend leave his cock ring in my apartment? If so...I found it under my pillow.

Call me later and let me know. If it is his, I'll hold onto it until the next time I see you both.

There is a perfectly rational explaination for this message...but with my reputation...nobody would believe it.

Patrick - 11:44 AM -

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