About six months ago, I was working an event at Sotheby's for a modern art auction. One of the hottest items was a statue of a man using his semen as a lasso. The images are here:
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The piece was going for 7 million dollars minimum bid...and it SOLD! Yes, it was weird, and controversial, and even though it was still art, I wouldn't want it in my home since the Tuna Kids do come to visit every once in a while (although not nearly enough for my preference). I'd rather the kids learn about playing with jizz like I did, from my dad's porno magazines. And preferably when they are both over 40 and I'm dead.
So last night, while working at Sotheby's, a new art piece is now on display. It consists of a reddish brown cloth with splotches and streaks across the center. The title of the piece is called....wait for it...
Patrick - 11:23 AM -