The Former Traveling Spotlight

The tales of a "30" something gay former stand-up comic living in NYC who is searching for his soul mate or soul...which ever comes first.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Art

About six months ago, I was working an event at Sotheby's for a modern art auction. One of the hottest items was a statue of a man using his semen as a lasso. The images are here:
Jizz1
Jizz2

The piece was going for 7 million dollars minimum bid...and it SOLD! Yes, it was weird, and controversial, and even though it was still art, I wouldn't want it in my home since the Tuna Kids do come to visit every once in a while (although not nearly enough for my preference). I'd rather the kids learn about playing with jizz like I did, from my dad's porno magazines. And preferably when they are both over 40 and I'm dead.

So last night, while working at Sotheby's, a new art piece is now on display. It consists of a reddish brown cloth with splotches and streaks across the center. The title of the piece is called....wait for it...

ROPES OF CUM

This artist, shot his load 7 times on his sheets and now is selling the piece for over 7 million. It was the talk of the auction, with the high society types going dangerously close to examine the "texture". All I could think the entire night was that I would have been more than willing to sell them my comforter cover after a recent weekend for 1/2 the price.


But unfortunately I didn't think of it before this artist. So ladies and gentlemen...I bring you...

Ookie Cookie



I made it myself, and I'll be starting the bids at 1 million.

Patrick - 11:23 AM -

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