Excerpt from an actual conversation last night:
Me: So I got the results of the skills interest survey from the career counselor. Apparently, my top three career matches are Financial Analyst, Lawyer, and Interior Designer.
Him: Interior Designer? Ummm...I'm not so sure you have the eye for that.
Me: Excuse me? Do you ever want me to give you head again?
Him: Yeah...you're definately a lawyer.
Patrick - 1:33 PM -